When should I walk the Te Araroa Trail...

How weather/terrain affects your Te Araroa experience

If you have been following my blog then you probably know I am very slowly section trekking the Te Araroa Trail, our own domestic 3200km long distance trail from Cape Reinga to Bluff. In fact I have a separate blog called Visions of a long white cloud: Section hiking the Te Araroa Trail just about that journey. 

Heading up the Traver's Valley along Lake Rotoiti, Nelson Lakes National Park

There is a trekking or 'campaign' season in New Zealand for those attempting the Te Araroa Trail. The time you start/finish is mostly going to be set by the weather, terrain, alpine snow conditions and how it affects both the North Island and the South Island. It will also dictate wither you travel SOBO or NOBO or southwards or to the north.

A quick look at New Zealand Topography

 New Zealand is made of of a series of small and larger islands resting in the temperate zone between the Pacific Ocean and the Southern or Antarctic Sea. We are completely surrounded by ocean so obviously this is going to play the most important role in setting our weather patterns. Most of our weather is generated in the Southern Ocean or Tasman Sea which lie to the south and west of us.

Map of New Zealand showing terrain....

The two main islands you cover while on the TA are the imaginably named North Island/ Te Ika a Maui and the South Island/Te Wai Pounanu. BTW...I much prefer the Maori names....The North Island is approximately 1500 km's long and from 100-700 km's wide. It is mostly flat with some significant mountains in the central plateau, along the Eastern Coast and south near Wellington our capital. 

A snow capped central North Island volcanic plateau...

The South Island is approximately 1700 long but is a more uniform width, from 200-300 kilometers. The center of the South Island is bisected by a significant mountain range the Southern Alps which range up to 3400 meters asl. These form a barrier to weather from the west meaning the West Coast is wind, cold & wet for most of the year while the east coast has drier and more moderate weather. 

The rugged mountains of the central South Island...Arthur's Pass NP

Weather in New Zealand is mild for most of the year but we can also receive significant snow, rain and wind from time to time which makes our weather unpredictable and therefore dangerous. Rain events can flood rivers making them impassable and cold conditions combined with wind can make hypothermia a significant threat. 

 

A flooded Otira River at the Taramakau confluence...no crossing today!!!

  You need to be prepared for ANY weather conditions at all times...

What is the ideal time to walk the TA

What is the best time to walk Te Araroa....well, it really depends on your skill level, equipment and schedule. A lot of the Trail can be walked right through the year and in fact people have walked the TA in winter but they are exceptions.

On the TA in Nelson Lakes National Park in October 2019...

Probably 95% of TA walkers do so between October and April which is during our spring/summer/autumn period. This is when the weather and snow conditions allow passage through the mountainous South Island. Outside of these times you will need a completely different skill set to walk the TA and your safety cannot be guaranteed.

...blue skies and sunny weather through the St James Conservation area in February...

During October-December the weather in New Zealand is generally wet but mild in the North Island. In the Southern Alps you can still expect cold, wet and snowy weather and most of the high altitude passes will be closed by deep snow and the threat of avalanches.

A late snow dump near the Rangitata River in October 2018.....

December to early April is summer so the weather will gradually get warmer and clearer, the best and most stable weather will be from February to late March.

Going southwards or SOBO

SOBO means travelling in a south bound direction and is a term borrowed from the North American long trail community. On the Te Araroa trekkers travel from the top of the North Island to the bottom of the South Island. If you travel SOBO you start in the north and head south, if you go NOBO you start in the south and travel north.

Tramping in one of the Northland Kauri Forests.....

TA trekkers going SOBO can start their trek in early October as they can traverse the North Island during spring and the start of summer. Spring in the North Island is more mild than down south but it can still be cold and very wet especially in the top half of the north island.

Cape Reinga Lighthouse...northern terminus of the Te Araroa Trail

 It normally takes around three months to walk each island so by the time they reach the top of the South Island in January the weather is better allowing progress over the high alpine passes.By the time a SOBO reaches Bluff summer (December-February) will be coming to an end and the weather will start to change. 

Stirling Point...southern terminus of the Te Araroa Trail...

While good weather often continues into autumn (March-May) it cannot be guaranteed so a SOBO traveler will want to be finished their trek by late April-early May.

Going northwards or NOBO

NOBO trekkers will typically start their walk in January or February during the start of summer. If they start any earlier than this they can face significant problems with ice and snow in the higher passes. The main ones to contend with are in the Richmond Ranges, Travers and Waiau Pass in Nelson Lakes NP and several higher areas between Lake Coleridge and Queenstown.

Waiau Pass...best tackled in dry, warm conditions....

In the North Island there are high alpine areas around the Tararua Range and the Central Plateau i.e. the Tongariro Alpine Crossing. Most other areas of the North Island are far less rugged and at lower elevation so snow, ice and bad weather are less of a concern. 

Nichols Hut in the rugged Tararua Range, North Island New Zealand

By starting in January or February TA Trekkers will have finished the South Island and should be walking through the Tararua Range in late March-early April. This is still fine as the weather is generally good but any later than this can expose you to dangerous conditions in this area.

 Depending on weather the Tongariro Crossing is still passable up to the end of May...past this point alpine skills and equipment are sometimes necessary. Do not try to trek the Tongariro Alpine Crossing in bad weather..it is very dangerous and there have been fatalities on this track. Give it the respect it is due...

A winter crossing of Mt Tongariro is no trifle.....it can be dangerous!!!

North of the Central Plateau you are travelling through lowland forest so the weather is not as important a factor. It will be colder but manageable...

So...when should I walk the Te Araroa Trail...

It is easy really...if going SOBO you can start from the beginning of October...if going NOBO you can start from December onward. Of course you can walk the trail outside of these times but you will need a lot more skill, gear and alpine experience to safely cross the higher mountain areas.  

On the Rakuira Track in January 2020....

If you intend to add the Rakuira Track to your TA trek then the best time to visit is from December through April when the weather is most settled. That said the track is in coastal lowland forest the whole way so it can be walked at anytime of the year. 

Booking Great Walk huts/campsites

A number of the TA sections are on Great Walk tracks...these are the premium tourist orientated tracks of which we have 11 in New Zealand. As they are Great Walks the huts and campsites must be booked before hand. 

Bookings are required at Maori Beach Campsite, Rakuira Track, Rakuira

We are talking specifically of the Tongariro Alpine Crossing, Whanganui River Journey and the Rakuira Track. Please note some of the other huts are slowly going on the DOC hut booking system especially in the North Island....check to see if a booking is required! 

John Coull Hut on the Whanganui River is a Great Walk hut...booking required!!!

Bookings for these huts and campsites usually open in early June although given Covid 19 it is uncertain if this will stand for the next couple of years. Check the Department of Conservation (DOC) website for details or have a look at my blog post about booking a Great Walk hut. 

The campsite at Kahikatea Flats, Pelorous Bridge also requires prior booking...

Any bookable hut will have a DOC Ranger who can refuse entry to you if you have no booking OR make you pay a 100% penalty fee...

Short Walk: Harry Ell Track...getting back outdoors under Covid Level 2-3

Tramping responsibly in the age of Covid 19...

I got out for my first longer walk the other day after the country went from Covid Level 4 to Covid level 3.

Looking down on a sunny Canterbury from the Sugarloaf car-park

 It was great to be able to go slightly further afield to find some new tracks to walk. I walked the Harry Ell Track from near the Sign of the Takahe up to the car-park at Mt Sugarloaf and then hooked around the back of that peak and walked back to my car.

On the Harry Ell Walkway at the Victoria Park Entrance

Sign marker for the Port Hills Harry Ell Walkway.....

Obviously because we are still not allowed to go to far from home to get some outdoor time it was one of the walks on the Port Hills which are only three or so kilometer's away from my home here in Christchurch. 

Limited shade on a hot day on the Harry Ell Walkway, Port Hills

Fire damage along the Harry Ell Walkway..it is slowly regenerating...

This is one of my favorite fitness walks and although it is not especially rugged it does cover a distance of 11 kilometer's and includes plenty of hill climbing and a 20 minute section through native bush on the Lyttelton side of Mt Sugarloaf. 

Heading up the Summit Road to the Sugarloaf carpark

The TV tower which dominates the Sugarloaf, from the Summit Road

The track leading up to the Sugarloaf Carpark

I haven't been up here for about six months and it looks like the Council have been improving the track...it is smoother and has been widened and made flatter with the use of gravel. They have also undertaken a lot of planting on the section from the top entrance to Victoria Park right up to the Sign of the Kiwi. This area was extensively damaged by the 2017 Port Hills fires....

Heading along the Christchurch side of the Sugarloaf on the Crater Rim Walkway

Walking down to the path around the Lytellton side of Sugarloaf

View of Lytellton before starting along the Crater Rim Walkway, Port Hills

A lot of other people were also taking advantage of the especially good weather we have been getting..at times you had to duck and dive to maintain the required 2 meter distancing but generally everyone was good about moving aside. People looked happy to be able to get outside for a walk that was not in an urban area...

In bush behind Mt Sugarloaf, Port Hills

...slightly rougher track on the Crater Rim Walkway, Mt Sugarloaf...

Lots of cars at the Sign of the Kiwi, Dyers Pass

Looking out to Quail Island and Diamond Harbor from the rear of the Sugarloaf, Port Hills

I look forward to the Covid level dropping down to Level 2 as this will open up many more opportunities to get outdoors including possibly some over night trips outside of Canterbury. In the meantime I will continue to enjoy the many outdoor activities we are able to undertake in and around Christchurch. 

It was good to see the 19th/20nd Battalion Memorial once again...Victoria Park

Heading back down to the car through a closed Victoria Park

If you head out sometime over the next two to three weeks under Level Three just remember the rules...

• Only within your bubble...don't gather in larger groups
• Day walks/tramps of less than three hours only
• Local areas please - do not travel far to get outdoors
• Maintain 2 meter social distancing at all times

Cheers all...I hope to see you out and about!!!

The MSC Covid 19 outdoor activity checker

Responsibly enjoy the outdoors under Covid 19...

The Mountain Safety Council (MSC) in co-operation with a variety of other governmental and non governmental groups have developed a Covid 19 outdoor activity checker. This page allows you to check what activities are allowed in your region under the current Covid 19 level.

MSC Covid 19 outdoor activity checker

You simply feed in your location or intended location and the type of activity you are interested in pursuing and it will tell you if you are able to legally undertake that activity.

...choose your intended area and activity....

This is going to be a real help to those of us aching to get back into the outdoors as the information we are getting from the media is confusing to say the least. It will also stop people interpreting the rules under the different levels so that they can justify doing an outdoor activity when really they should be at home on the couch.

Maintain your outdoor activity in a responsible manner...

Have a look at the page and start planning your outdoor fun while staying within the letter of the law...

Looking forward to getting back into the outdoors again...

Identify the 10 most common birds in the New Zealand Bush

Improve your knowledge of New Zealand forest birds...

Let me ask you a question....can you accurately identify the ten most common birds in the New Zealand bush?

What bird species is this....Bush Wren, Ulva Island, Rakuira

At home and bored with being locked inside during the Covid 19 crisis? Do you find yourself with some spare time after working from home...looking after the kids and doing all those household chores? Do you enjoy the outdoors and have an interest in New Zealand native birds? Would you like to be able to accurately identify them?

Kaka in the Clinton Valley, Milford Track, Fiordland National Park

I spend a lot of time in the outdoors in pursuit of my passion for tramping, walking and MTB riding and I often come across both native and exotic birds. I find it useful to be able to recognise different species but I must admit that my knowledge is not as comprehensive as I might like it to be. 

I think I may have found a partial solution...

Native Tui, Nina Valley, Lewis Pass Scenic Reserve

I have been working through the Department of Conservation web page 'Ten common NZ forest birds'. This is an online web course which will enable you to successfully identify 10 of the most common birds you will find in the New Zealand bush. It will assist you with identifying them using visual clues, audio recordings of their bird call and their behavior patterns.

The DOC webpage: Ten Common NZ Forest Birds

If you have an interest in the outdoors and would like to be able to identify our local bird species then you should definitely check out this Department of Conservation webpage. 

Piwakawaka or Fantail, Peel Forest, South Canterbury

Cheers all.....and happy bird spotting!!!

DOC Hut Intentions Books....what they are and why you should fill them in!!!

A source of information for the tramper, SAR and DOC

One thing you will find in every back country hut in New Zealand is the ubiquitous green and gold intentions book. They are supplied by the Department of Conservation and are there to impart useful information to trampers and to record the passage of anyone who has stayed at or visited that hut. 

Cover of the ubiquitous back-country hut intentions book

The front of the book has pages of excellent general tramping information covering a broad range of topics This is followed by a number of pre-formatted pages where you can add you name, date of arrival, hut payment method, home location and intended movements once you leave the hut.

Every solo tramper or a designated member of any group should be filling in these details at each and every back country hut they are visiting. 

Typical entries in a DOC Intentions Book, Kahikatea Shelter, Pelorous Bridge

You will often find the intentions book sitting on the dining table in the hut but they can also be found in specially built book holders on a convenient wall, bunk or flat surface. They usually have a pen attached or close to the book but you should always carry your own pen for writing messages in an emergency. 

In Lakehead hut, Nelson Lakes National Park...note hut book holder...

..a more elaborate intentions book holder in Bark Bay Hut, Abel Tasman NP...

Reading the entries in the intentions book is one of the stand out pleasures I get when staying in a hut...you will read stories of raging rivers crossed, mountain peaks conquered, bush bashed, new routes discovered, epic meals consumed, adventures long dreamed of finally completed. 

If you are a keen tramper like me you will get to recognize some of the names...legendary names like Spearpoint, Barnett, Potton, Ledbrook and Salisbury but also others less well known. You will also see tramping clubs, walking clubs, people you work with or might have once met in some tramping hut. 

There is almost always something interesting and or relevant to be gleamed from the pages. 

Hut book open in John Tait Hut ready for Jon to complete...

Lets have a look at this icon of the back country hut and see what information it can impart to us. 

What information will I find in an intentions book

The DOC intentions book is jammed full of valuable information for the novice and experienced tramper alike and it is well worth taking time to read the first ten pages of the book the next time you are at a hut.

The hut intentions book on a table in Rod Donald Hut, Banks Peninsula

I thought it might be useful to break the information down and look at the contents in the front of the book on a page by page basis. Let us take a typical hut intentions book say from Mangetepopo Hut in Tongariro National Park and look at that information....

Hut intentions book: front page and hut details...Mangatepopo Hut

Headings covered in the front of a DOC intentions book

Each of the pages has a different heading, the first heading is.....

Hut Users Guide

These are general recommendations on proper behavior and good etiquette in and around back country huts. This includes making space for newcomers, not taking more space than required, not moving another trampers gear, conserving firewood, cleaning huts before you go etc. etc.

Huts are a communal space & tramping is a communal activity but modern society is anything but communal. The modern world is programmed for self gratification so people can often be selfish and have little thought or sympathy for those around them.

Tramping involves an awful lot of communal living....

Most of this should not need explanation to any tramper but as I have seen recently people need to be educated. This stuff is second nature to people who have spent time in the military or emergency services if they come from a big family or have attended a boarding school or halls of residence.

I personally feel the old trampers ethos of mutually supportive self sufficiency is eroding....trampers, hunters and climbers used to get along well in the confines of a hut. I see increasing tension and more selfish behavior... I think it is directly related to the growing numbers using the back-country hut system.

More crowded conditions = more aggro = less enjoyable tramping!

Hut intentions book: the hut users code....

The basic tenet for happy hut life should always be...show kindness and consideration to those around you...

What to do in an emergency:

This page contains some basic information about immediate actions you should consider in the event of an emergency. There is a list of emergency service phone numbers, advice on activating a PLB and the information you need to provide to SAR/DOC/Police if you manage to contact them and can pas this information on.

Hut intentions book: Emergency information

This stuff is vital and is probably some of the most important information provided in the intentions book...

Don't get sick/Look after the environment(Leave no trace):

This is general health and hygiene information for outdoor enthusiasts...not everyone knows how to keep themselves healthy in a communal outdoor situation. We are having increasing problems with gastrointestinal viruses at huts...Norovirus and Salmonella are two of the worst. A few key points;

• wash your hands regularly and thoroughly
• keep human waste out of the water table
• use outside sinks for washing/cleaning your teeth. 
• Indoor sinks for food preparation, dish washing only
• treat drinking water if recommended or required
• if you get sick take steps to minimise the spread of germs
• inform the authorities if there is a widespread outbreak of sickness

Hut intentions book: LNT Leave No Trace information

When they talk about looking after the environment they are talking about Leave No Trace (LNT) principles. The seven LNT principles are intended to minimise your impact on the outdoor environment...they are;

• Plan ahead and prepare
• Travel and camp on durable surfaces
• Dispose of waste properly
• Leave what you find
• Minimise the effects of fire
• Respect wildlife and farm animals
• Be considerate of others

You should always try to minimise your environmental impact...remember....take only photos, leave only footprints!

General Survival Information

There are a couple of pages of general survival information that can help to keep you safe when you are out exploring the outdoors. The first two are about hypothermia and navigation. 

Hypothermia is one of the most dangerous health concerns when tramping...it is an over cooling of the body's core temperature which can lead to lethargy, irrational thought patterns, physical collapse and ultimately death. It is not as prevalent as it used to be due to advances in tramping clothing BUT there are still several deaths a year from hypothermia.

Hypothermia is a silent killer here in New Zealand...

It can happen to anyone..I have personally had very mild hypothermia a couple of times over the years...you often don't realise you have hypothermia when it is happening to you. This is because one of the symptoms is dis-associative behavior i.e. you are acting out of character but do not realise you are.

Cold, wet and windy conditions contribute to hypothermia...

On my recent tramp on the Routeburn track last December we had several people in the mid stages of hypothermia at Howdon Hut. It was perfect weather for it...cold, windy, heavy rain and people woefully ill prepared to be out in those conditions. Luckily some of us old timer trampers recognised the symptoms and took action to assist the people affected. I actually had my PLB out at one stage as one woman was looking really unwell but she recovered with warm clothes, some food and a couple of hours of rest.

Awful weather on the Routeburn Track in December 2019...

You need to know the signs of hypothermia and how to deal with it effectively both for your sake and for those around you.  The hut book is a good start but read some general tramping manuals, books on outdoor medicine, look for authoritative online information and keep yourself and your tramping buddies safe.  

Hut intentions book: survival information

The information about navigation is not so much how to as how to avoid making navigation errors. Basically it is important to always be in the here and now i.e keep your mind on the task at hand...stay together if in a group, regroup on a regular basis, think before you act, consider the results of your actions and do not let outside distractions lead you from the righteous path...hallelujah brothers and sisters!

Stay together when tramping in a group......

The second two topics are about weather and river crossings....if you are new to this country be aware that we can have warm sunny conditions in the morning and be in the middle of a raging beast of a storm by 12 noon! We have a oceanic environment so our weather is unpredictable, fickle and changes in a heartbeat. Keep up to date with weather forecasts, know how to identify different weather conditions and be prepared for all eventualities with good clothing and appropriate outdoor skills.

Hut intentions book: outdoor safety information

River crossing is a vital skill in New Zealand as we are surrounded by potentially dangerous lakes, rivers and the oceans. So many people drowned in colonial times that it was known as the "New Zealand Death" !!! Even now with our modern gear and vastly better water skills people are  constantly dying crossing waterways...point of illustration...six people have already drowned in tramping accidents since January 2020.

Stop, look, think...is this river safe to cross!!!!

The information in the intentions book is a very condensed version...the best thing you can do is to take an approved river crossing course with experienced instructors. You also gain experience as you tramp...I have been tramping for more than 20 years and I am still learning new river crossing skills all the time.
Key points here are:

• Always scout possible river crossing points before entering the water
• Ensure that your exit from the opposite side of the river will be smooth and safe
• Never cross a river solo if you can cross as part of a group.
• If you must cross solo use a stout branch as a crossing aid
• Do not cross a river if it is flowing faster than walking pace, is discolored or you can hear debris rolling along the bottom 
• Do not cross a flooded river.

Never cross a fast flowing, discolored and swollen river...

If there is any doubt around crossing a river DONT...find a better crossing place or wait for better conditions.

Always ask...do I need to cross that river???

What goes wrong/Prevent accidents occurring

A good way to enhance your safety outdoors is to cultivate an interest in the stories of those who have come to grief. You often find that outdoor accidents are repetitive...they happen in the same location or the injury has happened to many different people. If you learn about the way other trampers have injured themselves you can adjust your own behaviour to avoid the same result.

Hut intentions book: consider outdoor accident information

Good sources of information about outdoor accidents abound...the Mountain Safety Council or  MSC publish regular reports on the accidents that occur in the New Zealand outdoors. You can also find discussions about outdoor accidents in the FMC journal Backcountry as they have a regular column on this topic called Backcountry Accidents.

An excellent book about this subject is High Misadventures: New Zealand mountaineering tragedies and survival stories by Paul Hersey.

Backcountry has a regular column about outdoor accidents...

I just did a quick search of our library catalogue and we have over 20 books on the subject...other libraries will have similar numbers. 

The outdoor safety code

The outdoor safety code is a New Zealand specific list of steps you should take before undertaking any trip to the back-country. Following these steps can help to keep you safe, healthy and happy while tramping.

The 5 key points are:

• Plan your trip
• Tell someone your plans
• Be aware of the weather
• Know your limits
• Take sufficient supplies

Follow these steps every time you go out tramping to help get you home safe....

Hut intentions book: the outdoor safety code

Hut intentions book: how to make it home.....

Lastly there is a list of important emergency numbers on the inside cover of every hut book...if you have cell reception use these numbers to contact DOC/SAR/Police. 

Hut intentions book: useful phone numbers/email addresses

Note: If you arrive at a hut and find the intentions book is full please let the closest DOC office know so they can replace them. I often stop at local DOC offices and ask if they need one taken to a hut on my intended route. They appreciate the help....

Why it is important to fill in your personal details

The actual purpose of the intentions book is as a guide to SAR/DOC if you become lost and to gather generalized information about who is staying in that particular hut. It has never and will never be used to try to track down people who have not paid their hut fees. You have nothing to lose and everything to gain by filling out the intentions book...

Hut intentions book on table in Rod Donald Hut, Banks Peninsula

DOC use the information in the hut book to parcel out funding for such things as track maintenance, hut maintenance and replacement of old facilities. More entries (i.e: more people visiting the hut...) means more dirty lucre for that location. If you do not sign the book DOC (as a government department is apt to do) just assume that nobody is using the hut. 

No usage statistics = no money....it is as simple as that!!!!

Hut intentions book: in depth details of individuals/parties

The other main use for the hut intentions book is as an aid to Search and Rescue operations for lost trampers. If you go missing in the hills or forests the very first place SAR will go to look for information about you is in the intentions books. If they know for instance that you were at Upper Travers Hut one night but did not turn up to West Sabine the next it immediately narrows the radius of any search efforts.

Hut intentions books are the first place DOC/Police/SAR look when you go missing...

You should become religious in filling out the intentions book...after grabbing a bunk and putting on a brew it is the next considered action I take every time I arrive at a hut. Make sure you clearly note your intended route as well as any alternate routes you might be using. Try to encourage other hut users to also fill in their intentions but obviously don't pressure them to do so. 

The hut book as an expression of being...

I have seen a variety of different things in hut books but other than track information the main things you see are art works and non tramping related writing. People often get bored in huts once the meal has been consumed and the card game or book doesn't entice as once it might have.

Resting on my bunk in Magdalen Hut...bit of light reading...brew to hand...nice!!!

Many people have artistic talents and when you are sitting bored in a hut on a zero day it always seems like you are looking for something to do...hey I know lets draw in the hut book. The quality ranges from poor to excellent..the example below is a very nicely drawn picture of a Weta from the hut book in Magdalen Hut. This is typical of the genre...rivers, mountain vistas, flora and fauna are all well represented.

Little stick men with huge appendages and stick women with massive chestal shelves also put in a regular appearance...

Hut intentions book: artwork on the front cover of a book

Closer detail of artwork in a hut intentions book

I have often seen poetry, ditty's, haiku's, philosophical ramblings and deep inner thoughts expressed in intentions books. Usually they are thoughtful and considered but sometimes they can get a bit ribald. So long as you don't go too far.....try to limit the swearing thanks. Don't rant about 1080 either!!!! Remember kids stay in huts and they can read your nasty, smutty comments just as well as an adult...

If you are walking along a section of the Te Araroa Trail you will often see communications between various trekkers telling each other where they intend to go, where to meet up, good or bad track conditions and if they are doing o.k. It makes for some interesting reading....especially the colorful nicknames.

Hut intentions book: an ongoing (slightly sleazy) conversation in a book..

What about Jon...does he add his own personal contribution to hut books?

By gawd yes he says...this is my usual witty entry...

I went to say goodnight to Pwarse the fish, 

I said '...Goodnight Pwarse..."

If you ever see this in a hut book then you know I have visited at some stage.....I cannot claim authorship of this ditty, one of my school mates made it up for our end of year journal back in 1985.....I just like it.

I have also been known to quote from the Anonymous riff on West Coast rain...

Anonymous poem about New Zealand rain...

I look forward to reading your intentions book entries in the future...